Thursday, June 24, 2010

5 reasons telemarketer mimes can cause suicidal fantasies

Oh, hey, Linkbait. 'Telemarketer mimes' courtesy of my astonishing Aunt Jenn.

1. Invisible boxes are seldom of use to anyone, except to drunkenly creative frat boys.

2. Holding a telephone conversation is a trying experience, as one is tempted to interpret the silence as just plain rudeness.

3. Unlike regular mimes, they are seldom satisfied with your mere pocket change.

4. A pack of such creatures results in the creation of a mime call centre, which clogs the streets and causes terrible traffic jams.

5. It is difficult for the average citizen to distinguish between a short of breath telemarketer mime and the much more common telemarketer zombie. Such a citizen can be forgiven for thinking that the apocalypse has come and bringing about the inevitable.

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