Oh, hey, Linkbait. 'Telemarketer mimes' courtesy of my astonishing Aunt Jenn.
1. Invisible boxes are seldom of use to anyone, except to drunkenly creative frat boys.
2. Holding a telephone conversation is a trying experience, as one is tempted to interpret the silence as just plain rudeness.
3. Unlike regular mimes, they are seldom satisfied with your mere pocket change.
4. A pack of such creatures results in the creation of a mime call centre, which clogs the streets and causes terrible traffic jams.
5. It is difficult for the average citizen to distinguish between a short of breath telemarketer mime and the much more common telemarketer zombie. Such a citizen can be forgiven for thinking that the apocalypse has come and bringing about the inevitable.
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